To propose to his girlfriend Wendy, Bill tattooed her name on his…

Penis. Unfortunately, when he was soft, only the 'W' and 'Y' were visible. Nonetheless, the proposal went well when he whipped it out for her, and Wendy accepted happily. Not long after the proposal, they married and went on a Jamaican honeymoon. At the airport, Bill had to stop and take a leak, so he popped into the men's room. At the urinal next to him was a man with long dreads, and Bill happened to notice that the man also had 'WY' tattooed on his penis. "Sir, I know it's bad form to look, but I noticed your tattoo. I have the same one. What are the odds two guys with 'Wendy' tattoos would be standing next to each …

A Marine who is missing both of his arms walks into the bar…

The bartender – also a former serviceman – spots the guy's SemperFi tattoo and shoves a tall foaming glass of beer in front of him. "This one is on the house bro", he says. "Thanks man," said the patron. "Look" he says… "would you mind to hold the glass up to my mouth?" "Sure" said the bartender, and he patiently holds it while the vet sips back the frosty nectar. "If," says the armless man, "you'd reach in my right-hand pocket, you'll find my smokes, could you please…" The bartender gets his pack out and lights one up for him. "You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more."… "Where is the men's room?" The bartender's face suddenly …