The Shirk Report Volume 488

Welcome to the Shirk Report where you will find 20 funny images, 10 interesting articles and 5 entertaining videos from the last 7 days of sifting. Most images found on Reddit; articles from Facebook, Twitter, and email; videos come from everywhere. Any suggestions? Send a note to submit@twistedsifter.com 20 IMAGES – Friday! – If you could fill your trunk with anything what would it be? – How I go down waterslides – How I jump off diving boards – A most accurate Venn diagram – Let it be known – This mini golf course by the pier uses biodegradable balls and the 18th hole goes straight into the ocean – Texts from your boss – Hmmm – Here’s a standing …

Lil Xan And Noah Cyrus Are Officially More Famous In Memes Than IRL

Tattoo-speckled rapper Lil Xan and his lady, Noah Cyrus, have become meme celebrities after taking a decidedly goofy photo at MTV’s Video Music Awards. The photo, which features “Xan” smashing his face into Miley’s younger sister’s, has become a huge hit in the meme communities – even amongst old farts like us that can’t name a Lil Xan or Noah Cyrus song to save our lives. 1 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 2 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 3 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 4 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 5 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 6 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 7 Pin It Via Know Your Meme 8 Pin It Via Know …

Riverdale Recap: Riverdale Is Broken Betches

RiverdaleRiverdaleThe episode begins with Archie’s first day of prison, which looks suspiciously like a wet t-shirt contest. I’m finding it hard to believe that these guards would power hose JUVENILES like they’re rabid dogs, but okay. This isn’t Shawshank, it’s Riverdale! An episode of Riverdale or soft core porn? You decide.  So I guess they’ll just be normal, run-of-the-mill incest babies with webbed feet, but no flying. Good.Because if that’s the case then I’m genuinely concerned for my health. Back in the jailhouse, Archie meets his cellmate for the first time and his name is Mad Dog. Jesus Christ. Is no one called, like, Jimmy anymore? No more Will? What about Dan? COME ON CW, YOU’RE KILLING ME. View this …

20 People Describe The Creepiest Thing They Ever Encountered In Real Life

By Valeriy Andrushko By Valeriy Andrushko 1. I used to work in low income home weatherization, basically giving free shit away to help lower electricity and gas bills and make the home more comfortable to people who really needed it; installing doors and insulation and so forth. During a pre-inspection of a home on the outskirts of the city, I ask to see the owner’s water heater. He tells me that it’s in the basement, which is fairly normal, and I tell him I have to inspect it before work can start. So, he goes into the kitchen and starts moving the refrigerator. Turns out the entry into the basement is underneath carpeting beneath the fridge. I should note that …

These Tattoos Look Like Patches Embroidered Into Peoples Skin

Eduardo ‘Duda’ Lozano is an amazing tattoo artist from São Paulo, Brazil who has become famous for his incredible embroidery-style tattoos that look like patches have been sewed directly onto people’s skin. In an interview with Tattoo Life, Lozano says he started tattooing in 2002 under the mentorship of his friend, Claudio Botta. He also mentions that the secret to his embroidery-style patch tattoos is a growing knowledge of light and shadow. While Lozano has gained popularity for his signature style, the artist hopes to eventually focus on hyperrealistic tattoos, which he is passionate about as well. For more, check out Duda’s work at the links below. DUDA LOZANO Instagram | Facebook DUDA LOZANO Instagram | Facebook DUDA LOZANO Instagram …

23-Year-Old Looks Unrecognizable After Spending $10,000 On “Tattoo Addiction”

Fans of body modification often say that if the body is a temple, why not decorate the walls? After all, we live in an age where tattoos are no longer reserved for criminals. They’re now a part of popular culture, and in 2018, one-in-five American adults have an inking. Speaking as a part of this statistic, I can attest to the power of tattoos and piercings. They’ve made me feel more confident in my appearance – although, compared to 23-year-old Amber Luke’s body modifications, my five tattoos and four piercings are nothing.

30 Of The Most Dumbass Excuses From Cheating Partners, As Told By The Women Who Were Cheated On

By Twenty20 / @brendanmonahanphoto By Twenty20 / @brendanmonahanphoto 1. “Her shower wasn’t working” so he proceeded to invite her over to shower together. They also fucked out of the shower and hooked up a number of times, but that was just his excuse. 2. “I didn’t tell you about this because I was worried you would get upset.” 3. “There is a fucking hickey on your neck? Are you 13?” “Oh, I did that shaving.” Featured in them was the tattoo he got on our second date. 14. “She reminded me of a younger version of you, and the way you used to be.” I was 20, he was 25, we’d been dating since I was 18. 15. “You moved …

The Stupid Thing Each Zodiac Sign Does When Theyre Lonely

By January Nelson Updated June 14, 2019 God & Man Aries You get a new tattoo, get a new piercing, or dye your hair a different color. You try to change yourself into a different person, one you like better. Taurus You text your exes. You lower your standards because you would rather talk to someone, anyone, than be alone. Gemini You snap at everyone. You get into stupid fights. You cause pointless drama. You let your temper get the best of you. Cancer You start ripping yourself to pieces. You think about all the reasons why you’re alone and why no one will ever love you. Leo You watch sappy, romantic movies. You listen to mushy, gooey love songs. …

10 Details From Disney Films That Were Stolen From Real Historical Moments

One of the most delightful parts of Pocahontas is Percy, Governor Ratcliffe’s extremely pampered and persnickety dog. While the movie doesn’t get most facts about the actual historical figure Pocahontas right, it is accurate to add Percy. Advertisement 2. Ariel’s shipwreck According to the director of Texas A&M’s Center for Maritime Archaeology and Conservation, the ship is a very accurate representation of a Spanish galleon, the sort of ship that would have sailed the ocean in the 1800s, which is the time The Little Mermaid is set in. Advertisement 3. Night howlers The autumn crocus, which, btw, looks EXACTLY like a night howler, is highly toxic and can cause cardiac arrest, multi-organ failure and bloody vomiting. It won’t turn animals savage, but it could very …

Man Goes Under Knife To Turn Himself Into Real-Life ‘Parrotman’

In fact, the resident of Bristol, U.K., is so batty for the birds that he has gone through extensive and extreme body modification surgery to look like them. Then he risked going blind by having his eyes colored with tattoo ink. “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!” that aired on Sunday night on the Travel Channel. Richards, who professionally goes by the name “I didn’t think about the complications, you know? I just never thought about that. Because if you looked at negative all the time, you’d never do anything,” he said. Download Join HuffPost Plus Original Article : HERE ; The Ultimate Survival Food: The Lost Ways

David Beckhams Latest Pitch: Mens Cosmetics

Men of the world, David Beckham has a message for you: Moisturize. “It’s the biggest thing,” he says in a London warehouse-turned-nightclub where he’s launching a grooming brand, House 99, in partnership with Adidas AG and Source: L’Oréal L’Oréal’s stable of brands such as Maybelline and Urban Decay have made it the global leader in makeup, accounting for a fifth of the market—about double the share of No. 2 Procter & Gamble Co. (the owner of Old Spice and Gillette) and Photographer: Luke MacGregor/Bloomberg Men’s grooming isn’t new— Red carpet host Ryan Seacrest teamed up with Beverly Hills dermatologist Harold Lancer to create a brand sold at Photographer: Luke MacGregor/Bloomberg With the soccer star said to weigh in on everything from …

A Breakdown Of The Baby Prostitutes On This Season Of ‘Are You The One’ Betches

cast announcementAre You The One: Season of FateAndrew Couture, 24 $7.50 and a half empty pack of gum that says he’s the douchiest guy on this show. Asia Woodley, 22 Brett Ferri, 26 Bria Hamilton, 21 MTV as a “black republican and Trump supporter.” So basically Cam is a robot created in a lab by drunk MTV scientists designed to create mass conflict and carnage. Someone needs to find his kill switch early in the season if the cast expects to survive. Cali Trepp, 24 Daniel’s cast bio has nothing but nice things to say about him. He’s described as hot-tempered, jealous, unfaithful, and has a partying lifestyle. Well f*ck me up right now, I’m in.   Hi Daniel, don’t …